Alex's definitions

Trump Tower

The act of giving some one that magic dick in bed.

I talked a big game and I had to Make Sex Great Again. So I gave Ashley my Trump Tower.

by Alex November 30, 2016

Nozzy

Idiot. Usually cannot spell many simple words and phrases correctly. Is considered a factor in the spread of stupidity around the world.

What the nozzy are you doing?

by Alex December 18, 2003

RTFM

what some headstrong guys won't do if something's wrong with a piece of equipment, then blame the problem on it

"Why the hell won't this computer play my MP3s?"
"RTFM, it'll tell ya."

by Alex March 18, 2003

cranages

Something that an individual loves... or is in touch with

Alex is in touch with guys cranages
DAMN! look at thoes cranages.

by Alex June 30, 2004

heroic hector

a person who treats hos, bitches, tricks, and sluts good, respectfully, or like a decent person which they don't deserve

you see that heroic hector over there? hes treating that slut like shes a queen.

by Alex May 6, 2005

kiss

The soft touch of anothers lips, in a perfect momment.

We looked into eachothers eyes and kissed.

by Alex July 16, 2005

crawfish

to cheat, decieve, or otherwise do a person wrong

I'd take the deal, crawfish that ol devil, and drill him in the ass.

by Alex December 3, 2003