Alex's definitions

chicken head

one who is preppy in all ways

(likes to go to clubs, dresses up, hangs with other preps)

i used to be friends with that guy, but ever since he became a chickenhead he became annoying

by alex July 31, 2004

pom-pom tits

Boobs with hair protruding from the nipple such that a pom-pom effect is made.

I was about to do this girl, but then i saw her pom-pom tits.

by Alex May 13, 2005

Brown Eye

another persons asshole

that girl wanted me to stick it in her brown eye

by alex March 15, 2005

carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003

BLZ PLZ

Internet slang incorporating "Blaze" (BLZ) and "Please" (PLZ)

Do you want to BLZ PLZ?
(Would you like to blaze, please. I have a joint.)

Can we PLZ BLZ
(Let's all get stoned!)

BLZ PLZ LOLZ!
(All our problems can be solved by simply blazing)

by Alex May 26, 2004

special ed

a funny as puppet on crank yankers that could kick any of the muppet's asses

yea yea i peed in ur pool i peed in youre pool yea yea

by alex October 29, 2003

Can't be arsed

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

I just can't be arsed

by Alex January 9, 2004