AleX's definitions

disconbobulated

when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.

emil jansen was disconbobulated by the square egg that he found on the floor

by Alex August 12, 2004

GLAAD

homosexual hate group that goes after the wrong people (ex: conservative radio talk show hosts) while letting blatant stereotyping and using straights AND gays as pawns for profit run rampant (ex: Jack on Will & Grace, The Fab Five on Queer Eye, Boy Meets Boy, Discovery channel home decorating/makeover shows, anybody who uses the word "fabulous" too much or acts completely feminine)

Those morons at GLAAD played a part in taking Mike Savage off of PMSNBC while preaching for tolerance. Hypocrisy at it's worst.

by Alex August 17, 2003

cheesy gordita

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.

Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.

by Alex January 29, 2006

madie

only the cutest prettiest and coolest person in the world!

that girl totaly wishes she was as cool as madie

by Alex March 27, 2005

Tom delay

One of the biggest fuckers on the planet. Panders to the right and does not compromise with the left.

Hopefully, Tom Delay will be forced to resign.

by Alex April 30, 2005

annual

to drop a deuce regularly

fat conroy came over and took an annual, then left. Next day he took another one, it smelled funkayyyy.

by alex December 28, 2003

pew

The action sound for punching, shooting a gun... etc.

Like when you were a kid and you made gun noises... pew pew pew

by Alex May 15, 2003