AleX's definitions

darkie

a remote control for an electronic device. origins coming obviously from the fact that in the days prior to remote controls, the black servants would "help out" by changing stations or adjusting the volume of radios, televisions, phonographs, etc...

man 1: have you seen the darkie?
man 2: why? do you want me to change the channel?

by alex January 24, 2005

guilty

act of remorse or regret

Man i feel so guilty for fucking your mom last night.

by Alex March 13, 2003

irv

To participate in any activity for an extended length of time, usualy 5 or more days.

I decided to do a dancing irv from that Thursday to Monday.

by Alex September 7, 2004

Fee

Lazy bum that shows no ability of preparing a cheese toastie.

You're so Fee! Get off your Fee ass and make your own food!

by Alex November 9, 2006

home

In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.
(as an analogy of beisball, the different steps from kissing to actually having sex, have been compared to getting 1st,2nd 3rd base, and finally "getting home")

I "got home" with my girl last night, if you know what i mean...

by Alex May 2, 2004

Sage

Sage basically means awesome, cool etc. It was a word that i just spurted out one day in the middle of a uni lecture as i had gotten sick and tired of the norm.

"hey look at this game"
"that game is sage man"

by Alex August 7, 2006

choda

hairy part between joey's balls and asshole

Mr. Gurian vigorously scratched his chaeffing choda.

by Alex October 18, 2003