Albie Wangsta's definitions

proletariat

The general working class that occupies the bottom tier of society. Drives economies and produces "real" profit through its labor. Can often be seen in conflict with the bourgeoisie.

The income of the proletarian is not related to the value of his product.

by Albie Wangsta March 25, 2004

capitalism

A socioeconomic system based on financial subservience, minimalist government, the polarization of society, and the allocation of economic control to any number of petty, competing parties.

Usually coexists with commercialism and plutocracy.

"By using the means of production, the workers produces new goods which become the property of the capitalist. It is important to understand that even in theory the payment of the worker is not determined by the value of his product. Private capital tends to become concentrated in few hands, partly because of competition among the capitalists, and partly because technological development and the increasing division of labor encourage the formation of larger units of production at the expense of smaller ones. The result of these developments is an oligarchy of private capital the enormous power of which cannot be effectively checked even by a democratically organized political society." - Albert Einstein

by Albie Wangsta March 25, 2004

whore-ible

See horrible.

Did you see that article in which she referred to him Mr. because she didn't know his first name? Oh my God, that was whore-ible.

by Albie Wangsta March 25, 2004

bitchoad

Derogatory term for people who are whore-ible.

See bitch and choad.

Did you see Gray Davis' budget proposal? What a bitchoad.

by Albie Wangsta March 25, 2004

choadarific

Adjective used to describe whore-ible behavior.

See choad.

Spiro Agnew was a very choadarific politician.

by Albie Wangsta March 25, 2004

black panthers

A 1960s black activist group for the defense of the black community. Arose from interracial tensions and violence of the period. Perhaps best known for their armed march into the California capitol with their 10-point "Panther Platform." Used the slogan "All Power To The People." Also ran a free breakfast program for children.

Damn those racist Black Panthers! We must stop their racist agenda of carrying licensed guns and giving kids free grits!

by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004

gay marriage

The extension of certain essential rights--joint tax filing, hospital visitation rights, bereavement leave from work, to name a few--to mutually loving, consenting couples, regardless of sexual orientation.

Its legal ban is part of President George W. Bush's bid for the Bible Belt's vote in the 2004 election.

We shouldn't allow gay marriage because gay couples cannot reproduce! In fact, elderly couples can't reproduce either, so let's nullify their marriages! And while we're at it, let's ban sterile people from marrying too!
If we allow gay marriage, fairies will come from La-La Land and magically turn everyone in the United States gay, stopping us from reproducing! So ban gay marriage!

by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004