Albert Dickfos's definitions

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

Neenis Pipe

The PENIS, especially a strong and proud one.

"How'd you go last night Chownaaay"

"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"

by Albert Dickfos December 30, 2016

parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019