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Definitions by Albert Dickfos

Schooner number asshole 

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.
Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.
"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"
parchmental by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

schooner bully 

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

Neenis Pipe 

The PENIS, especially a strong and proud one.
"How'd you go last night Chownaaay"

"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"
Neenis Pipe by Albert Dickfos December 30, 2016