4 definitions by Albert Dickfos
The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.
Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?
Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?
Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
by Albert Dickfos January 25, 2020
"How'd you go last night Chownaaay"
"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"
"Yeah pretty good mate. My Neenis Pipe is pretty tender this morning"
by Albert Dickfos December 30, 2016
"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"
by Albert Dickfos April 22, 2019
Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point
by Albert Dickfos April 22, 2019