Albert Buffman's definitions

Deasley

An egg.

Look at that Deasley - what an egg!

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

El Roguo

A mysterious rogue.

Who is El Roguo?

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Bill Spata

A snake oil salesman.

I’m in the Dev Team Six cult and I have blind faith in Bill Spata.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Albert Buffman

Albert Buffman.

You’ve reached the office of Albert Buffman. Please hold.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Scott Reid

A man who resembles almost all farmyard animals - most strikingly sheep, goat, goose, llama and alpaca.

He is also know as an incredible miser, and as a blue man.

There’s Scott Reid, the blue man.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Scott Reid

The Trotting Turkey. A boy whose image was distributed around the bus shelters of Dundee in 2003-04.

I came fir the number 22 bus, why am I looking at a photae of thon Scott Reid?

by Albert Buffman April 15, 2022