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18

Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.
<Person 1> I turned 18 today!
<Person 2> You're 81, moron.
<Person 1> Sorry typo :( *hacks up spit*
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
mugGet the 18mug.

717

1337 for TIT.
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by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
mugGet the 717mug.

doodoohead

Much like shithead or poohead, this is a more childish way to say it, before they realised that they wouldn't get banished to the underworld for swearing. Or saying "poo".
<mother> CLEAN YOUR ROOM, JIMMY!
<jimmy> shut up, you doodoohead!
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
mugGet the doodooheadmug.

yes'm

A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.
<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
mugGet the yes'mmug.

;x

A combination of ;) and :x, but used mainly by people who are too lazy to hit the shift key. The lips are sealed, and it's winking conspicously, as saying that it will not speak.
<girl 1> seriously, tell me who you have a crush on!!
<girl 2> never! ;x

OR:

<girlfriend> come on! which slut were you cheating on me with?!
<boyfriend> I can't tell you! She's pregnant! ;x
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
mugGet the ;xmug.

slutstick

An insult, derogatory to very skinny females who dress revealingly and talk in a whorish manner. One who is a slut and looks like a stick.
damn, so I was at the mall, and this dumb slutstick walked past and asked for my number... god knows how many STDs she has....
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
mugGet the slutstickmug.

omigosh

See omigod. Much like oh my gosh, this is a shortened, valleygirl way of saying it. It's also relatively like oh my god, but substituting gosh for god, and deleting a few "spare letters". Can also be shortened to omg, or having a useless "z" added to make omgz.
omigosh, you're so illiterate!
by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004
mugGet the omigoshmug.

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