Definitions by Alan Key
gangkerchief
The bandana found hanging out of a gangsta's back pocket, often with a paisley print and gang colours. Portmanteau of gangsta and handkerchief
"You can't rob that gas station bare faced! Get your gangkerchief on! I don't care if you've been using it as a snot-rag."
gangkerchief by Alan Key June 20, 2017
Funiform
The standard outfit worn by men to a funeral, consisting of black suit, black shoes, black tie, white shirt. A funeral uniform.
Mum: I've got bad news, son. I'm so sorry. Your grandad died.
Son: I told him he wouldn't be able to put that aerial up on his own. Good thing I had my funiform dry cleaned ready for this.
Son: I told him he wouldn't be able to put that aerial up on his own. Good thing I had my funiform dry cleaned ready for this.