AlBert's definitions

the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Albert February 14, 2004

dude

1) A man.

2) A friend.

3) An exclamation.

That dude over there is looking at me funny.

Hey dude! Long time, no see!

Dude!!! Why did you do that?!?!

by Albert February 14, 2004

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.

The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.

by Albert January 6, 2005

three

A number.

Count to ten, class. One, two, three...

by Albert February 15, 2004