Al's definitions

Niggerotic

Used by the "ole skool gangstas" in and around Peckham, London for centuries.

"Hey hey ma nigger, that shits niggerotic!!!"

by Al October 28, 2004

scatter

Someone of a messy disposition, for example they could be lanky, have messy hair, or just generally be disorganised.

Oh look at Christine, she's such a scatter!

by Al October 13, 2004

scatty

Someone who is messy, or generally disorganised. They could also be lanky, or wear scraggy clothes. See scatter scat

Look at that creature emeril, how very scatty.

by Al October 13, 2004

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

thants

A contraction of the sentence "Thanks, ants". From the BBC programme "Look Around You".

Time to say thanks ants. "Thants".

by Al September 23, 2004

wonk

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

by Al August 27, 2004

lo0ol

The extreme of lol (laugh out loud), lmao (laugh my ass off), and rotfl (roll on the floor laughing). Used in instant messenging when you can't express how much you're laughing when you're on the computer or a phone.

Someone says something really funny and then you type, "lo0ol".

by Al August 19, 2004