Aj's definitions

wrecking ball

When two gay men are fucking each other so hard that the man from behind (the giver)slams his balls into the testicles of the other man (the receiver) with such a velocity that they both double over in pain and collapse.

Will you have those reports ready by five? They better be on my desk or else it's the wrecking ball for you!

by aj February 4, 2005

cohort

1. A band of highly trained Roman Legionaries. Usually there are 600 men in a cohort.

2. A person that is a good friend.

3. A group of people.

1. The Praetorian Cohorts formed the front lines.

2. He's my cohort.

3. These people can be divided into two cohorts.

by AJ January 27, 2005

mack murderer

Same as playa hater playa hater

USA is the Mack and United Nations is the Mack Murderer

by AJ January 25, 2005

Leete

-Last name of the gayest kid in the world
-not to be confused with 1337
-kid who throws pencils in Algebra 3
-Cow Rapist

"YO, it's leete!"
"HIDE THE COWS ETHEL! LEETE IS COMING!!!"

by AJ November 30, 2004

craziness

created by a freind of mine means the same as crazy but it is 100 times crazier

your so craziness
shes so craziness

by AJ March 24, 2005

TVism

TVism is the worship of the all mighty television it is our GOD. The TV guide is like our bible it predicts what our GOD is going to show us.

i worship tv for i am a TVismist

YAY TV!!!!!!

by AJ January 19, 2004

the fade away

the act of avoiding a friend as a means to end the friendship. Can also be used on boyfriends/girlfriends if you are particularly mean.

I am so tired of her shit. I'm not returning her calls, and I'm giving her the fade away.

by AJ August 20, 2004