Definitions by Ae5Ea8

Bik pack 

A combination of "Bikram Yoga" and "six pack abs."

A "Bik pack" is a false sense of abdominal definition caused by sucking in your stomach in front of a large mirror while doing yoga postures in a hot room— as is the custom in Bikram Yoga studios.

I was rocking Bik pack abs during Half Moon pose (arms overhead, bending side to side, and then holding the posture for 30 seconds to a minute). Sadly, my one pack returned when I exhaled and stood like a normal person.

Bik pack by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

buyromaniac 

A combination of "pyromaniac" and "buy." These people are obsessed with buying things, just like a pyromaniac is obsessed with setting fires.

Buyromaniacs are out in force on the day after Thanksgiving.

buyromaniac by Ae5Ea8 February 7, 2015

neobrogism

A neologism about bros; a new broism.

There will never be enough neobrogisms in the world.

neobrogism by Ae5Ea8 February 6, 2015

Cape Code 

A computer programming language invented on Cape Cod, Massachusetts.

I live in a house down by the sea in Cape Code.

Cape Code by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

post fartum depression 

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.

I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.

post fartum depression by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

wolfgang shmuck 

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.

A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.

wolfgang shmuck by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Clausemopolitan 

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini.

"I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

Clausemopolitan by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015