shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016

ice fishing

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

Ice fishing is not for the faint of heart.

by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016

Trumple butter

the psychic residue from watching or reading the news

the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics

the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics

Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017

goji bears

Affectionate term for goji berries, which are Nature's gummy bears.

I would like some goji bears for Valentine's day.

by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015

braking in period

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.

I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.

by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

brotes

Combo of "totes" and "bro." Instead of saying, "Totes, bro," you just say, "brotes."

Dude, did you see her? She was all that and bag of KC's ed. note: Kettle Chips
Yeah...brotes.

by Ae5Ea8 July 22, 2015

yourine

When you smell urine and you realize that the only place it could be coming from is your own clothing. Kind of a sad moment. You realize your humanity, your fallibility, and your abominable lack of personal hygiene.

Is that yourine I smell? Yup. Oh geez...this is the beginning of the end...

by Ae5Ea8 March 28, 2015