Ae5Ea8's definitions

Eskimail brother

Combination of "Eskimo brother" and "email," describing the invisible connection between you and the other person or persons out there who not only have a name similar to yours (either first and last name, or first initial and last name), but who also have already signed up for the exact email addresses that you would have preferred.

Bob Smith has many Eskimail brothers.

by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015

ebroji

Combination of "emoji" and "bro," describing the extremely small subset of emoji that it is OK to use in texts or emails between two bros.

Acceptable ebroji: 🏀 🏈 👊

Unacceptable ebroji: 🌱 🌲 🌳 🌴 🌵 🌷 🌸 🌹 🌺 🌻 🌼 💐 🌾 🌿 🍀 🍁 🍂 🍃 🍄 🌰🐀 🐁 🐭 🐹 🐂 🐃 🐄 🐮 🐅 🐆 🐯 🐇 🐰 🐈 🐱 🐎 🐴 🐏 🐑 🐐 🐓 🐔 🐤 🐣 🐥 🐦 🐧 🐘 🐪 🐫 🐗 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐕 🐩 🐶 🐺 🐻 🐨 🐼 🐵 🙈 🙉 🙊 🐒 🐉 🐲 🐊 🐍 🐢 🐸 🐋 🐳 🐬 🐙 🐟 🐠 🐡 🐚 🐌 🐛 🐜 🐝 🐞 🐾

by Ae5Ea8 April 14, 2015

bananoid

The weird little nub at the end of a banana that you don't feel like eating. You know that it would be fine to eat, but it just seems like something that should come off with the skin.

Have you read, "Bananoids Among Us"?

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

mingleberries

a joyous mingling of dingleberries

how many mingleberries can dance on the head of a pin?

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

JohnSmithism

The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.

The Constitution should be amended to make JohnSmithism illegal.

by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

Frostco

the huge walk-in freezer at Costco that is totally freezing.

Larry caught a cold while lollygagging in the Frostco looking for the tub of organic spinach.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.

Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.

by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016