Definitions by Ae5Ea8
seagall
Combines "seagull" and "gall." Being vexed or irritated upon being shat upon by a seagull (or any bird).
The insolence of the that seagull really chaps my ass. I don't know what to do with the seagall that I'm feeling.
promoticon
A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.
promoticon by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
internot
matulence
A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.
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Game of Thrones
In a public bathroom setting, choosing the next stall because the "throne" of the one you just opened the door to is just way too gruesome to even contemplate using.
Game of Thrones by Ae5Ea8 February 15, 2015
ebroticon
An emoticon used in an email or text between two bros.
CAUTION: This is only appropriate in the most rare of circumstances.
CAUTION: This is only appropriate in the most rare of circumstances.
Dude! I heard the good news. Congrats to you and Christine! I can't believe you're a dad! :) ebroticon