Ae5Ea8's definitions
the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016
Get the captain's listmug. In a public bathroom setting, choosing the next stall because the "throne" of the one you just opened the door to is just way too gruesome to even contemplate using.
by Ae5Ea8 February 15, 2015
Get the Game of Thronesmug. Combination of "you" and "coupon" describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
Get the cyouponmug. In post-apocalyptic future macroeconomic environment with rampant reverse inflation, we would eventually be saying: "It's all about the Tubmans."
by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2016
Get the Tubmanmug. Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 November 19, 2015
Get the douchetagmug. spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
Get the blind freezemug. the feeling of confusion, panic and brain fog that sets in when trying to convert letters to numbers on a phone
by Ae5Ea8 May 24, 2017
Get the alphanumeriamug.