eggquivocal

Combination of "equivocal" and "egg," describing an eggshell fragment as it keeps switching from one side of your finger to the other side. The eggshell fragment can't decide if it wants to be retrieved.

This dang piece of shell is being annoyingly eggquivocal.

by Ae5Ea8 May 09, 2015

cartesy

Combination of "courtesy" and "cart," describing the act of letting someone check out in front of you because they only have a few things in their shopping cart.

It is good to practice random acts of cartesy.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

squiglature

Combo of "signature" and "squiggle," describing the awkward signature one makes on an electronic signature pad at the checkout. A squiglature looks nothing like your real signature.

Your squiglature here, please, sir.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

refaptory period

Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.

Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.

by Ae5Ea8 March 29, 2015

acqueuescence

Combination of "acquiescence" and "queue," describing the act of letting someone cut in front you in line (the "queue").

Sharpen your elbows: There ain't no acqueuescence at Disney Land.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

bromantic

When two heterosexual male friends are treated as if they are a couple out on a date. This usually occurs when the friends go out to dinner. Much to their chagrin, the two guys get seated off in a cozy corner and the waitress is extra nice and supportive all of a sudden. When the waitress eventually figures out that the guys are checking her out, she will stop being nice. She will then treat them as just two regular a*&#0!3s.

Wife: How was your dinner with Bob?

Husband: Cool, but the waitress thought we were a couple having a bromantic evening.

by Ae5Ea8 April 06, 2015

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 23, 2015