Definitions by Ae5Ea8

mute salute 

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.

Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.

mute salute by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle 

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.

One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.

Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

it's just gums flapping 

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world

Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.

it's just gums flapping by Ae5Ea8 February 28, 2015

greeding card 

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

greeding card by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

ad-censed 

Combination of Google's "Ad Sense" and "incensed" (meaning angry or irritated), describing inappropriate internet ads that you feel shouldn't be targeted at you.

Dude, wtf? Why are you getting ads for ladies jeans?

Bro. No idea. I'm simply ad-censed!

ad-censed by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

beard-polar depression 

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.

Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.

beard-polar depression by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015

acqueuescence 

Combination of "acquiescence" and "queue," describing the act of letting someone cut in front you in line (the "queue").

Sharpen your elbows: There ain't no acqueuescence at Disney Land.

acqueuescence by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015