Definitions by Adz H

off-dees

This is a word used to tell sumone that you are leaving now.
- taken from the prefix; off.
- replaces the word off.

1) rite ladz, im knakkered so im off-dees, inabit.
2) Off-dees!

off-dees by Adz H January 11, 2006

split-ass 

A phrase used to describe a single, or group of minky.
- Taken from the well known geordie comedian Roy chubby Brown.
- Used to describe the wife/girlfriend.

1) Fukkin hell, chubbsy gets loadsa split-ass now he's a famous CUNT.
2) Is me tea on the table you SPLIT-ASS!?
3) Lets go down 2 the old folks home and get us sum easy split-ass!!!!!!
4) (crowd) YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD, YOU FAT BASTARD!...
(Chubbs) ***DANCES*** fUCK OFF!!!

split-ass by Adz H January 11, 2006

Jobber 

simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.

1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first!
2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!!
3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact

Jobber by Adz H January 10, 2006

window licker 

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!

1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!

window licker by Adz H January 10, 2006

fact hunt 

Sounds like fat cunt - can be used around respectable authority, to disguise the words.
when spoken quikly, this sounds jus like fat cunt....brilliant!

1) FACT HUNT!!!
2) Hey, man put me down i only shouted fact hunt - im not dissing ur wieght problem!!!
3) (in skool) Mr. Stewart is a FACT HUNT...

fact hunt by Adz H January 10, 2006

cheeky- 

This is a prefix, that is added onto anything that you are doing/having, without permission, when at work, or in some type of lesson, where rules are to be followed.

1) (when working outdoors) Scott, go and make us a cheeky-bru whilst the boss is havvin a shit!!!
2) Rite, i'l go and roll us a cheeky-joint in the toilet.
3) I had a cheeky-spliff at work, itz always better when ur not supposed 2 be doin it!!!

cheeky- by Adz H January 10, 2006

graft 

To work.
it bassically means work - whether physical or mental.

1) alec: why u got so much money in ya bank u rich cunt!?
Adam: Ive done 4 weeks hard graft for that so i deserve it ya PRIK!
2) Its been a hard day of graft dad, so get out that chair and let me chill with the tele 4 a while!

graft by Adz H January 10, 2006