Paisley

Rev. Paisley said "No"
by Adrian December 12, 2003
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devil in the blue shorts

Bart Simpson. Used by some lady that thought he was just an urban legend
If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived, we have ourselves a nominee!
by Adrian January 17, 2006
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star wars

Let's get the record straight: There seems to be a misconception about people that love these movies and being complete fucking nerds about them.

I, for one, love these movies. All 6 of them. When other people ask me "do you like star wars?" I answer "yeah". THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME A FUCKING NERD. get that through your thick goddamn skull. Nerds are the people that dress up and wait outside the theatre 6 months before the movie. Those are the people that are giving the rest of us fans a bad name. If you want to dress up like jango for halloween or for a costume party, be my guest. But if you do it for a movie premiere just don't act like a complete douche.
by Adrian January 20, 2006
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bush

1. Slang for vagina
2. Worst president ever. Of all time. Any country. Bar none.
3. Both Bushes, not just George W.
4. Idiot.
5. Almost assasinatd by a pretzel. A pretzel.
6. Proof of the existence of Satan.
7. Douchebag.
8. One who rigged the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections.
9. Did I mention idiot? Even if I did: idiot.
10. One who says Nucular.
11. Why everyone hates America.
12. Disgrace to said country.
13. Disgrace to human race.
14. One who will probably start WWIII
15. Most made fun of president EVER.
by Adrian May 28, 2006
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cops

people that are trying to make a living like everyone else. When they do their job, idiots blame them for the stupid shit they were doing to begin with.
If you don't want to get caught by the cops, then don't do stupid shit so much.
by Adrian January 09, 2005
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cock block

when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.
damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.
by adrian November 28, 2003
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simple plan

Quite possibly the worst thing ever.
"I heard you're doin okay, but I want you to now" that's what is sounds like since their voices are so friggin high.
All the damn sp fans say "shut up! if you hate them keep it to yourself!". Yeah, cuz deep down you know they suck major amounts of dick.
"My dad hates me, even though he gave me a new lexus and $200 for my birthday."
"Dude, I have to pay for my own car. That'll take years."
"Yeah, but your dad loves you!" (runs out crying with his hands in the air).
Simple plan simly sucks
by Adrian October 02, 2005
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