4 definitions by Admiral Foxface

Jeremy

Someone who appreciates jokes about death and sadness out of an innate fear of both death and sadness.

Person 1: Why isn't a pencil like life?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because a pencil has a point.
Person 2: You're such a Jeremy.

by Admiral Foxface December 6, 2019

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 3, 2019

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 3, 2019

Clomblemonger

One who is often engaged in and in support of kicking people named Steve in the shins.

Wow, Ronald, you're such a clomblemonger

by Admiral Foxface December 3, 2019