AdilShah's definitions

mees

Noun: Plural form of the objective personal pronoun 'me' that refers to the different versions, identities, features or parts of the speaker.

(Azra staring into me like staring into a fish tank)
Adil: Do you hate my contradicting mees?

by AdilShah August 26, 2022

Greenwitch

A phonetically correct depiction of how non-native speakers refer to Greenwich when talking about, say, GMT.

Adil: The match starts at 14:09, Greenwitch Mean Time

Azra: it's Greenwich, dumbo!

by AdilShah August 19, 2022

Chobir

A Kashmiri word historically used to innocently indicate a plump, voluptuous girl but presently used as a term for girlfriend or female partner. Other such terms include bunker, choti etc.

Adil checking out a girl: That chick looks really hot...

Moomin: Hey, asshole! She's my chobir.

by AdilShah July 29, 2022

Meet shop

English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.

Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?

by AdilShah September 9, 2022

Peegasm

When you're so relieved after peeing that it feels orgasmic.

Someone pulling up the zipper: I just peed after 17 hours! It was such a peegasm.

by AdilShah December 8, 2021

π

Abbreviation for "pun intended". Just affix the sign to any sentence that includes a pun.

I would like to have peanuts. π

by AdilShah October 25, 2022

Camaraderie of loss

Opposite of 'friends with benefits '. When one of the dudes involved in a friendship often incurs a loss owing to the nature of friendship. You can't say no, for instance, or want to go an extra mile to be helpful to the friend yo don't want to lose.

Azra: So you two were like friends with benefits?
Adil: It was more of a camaraderie of loss. I could never say no to her and here we are.

by AdilShah September 4, 2022