Adel7's definitions

sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work

As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

drew brees

Drew Brees is the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. The Saints acquired Drew Brees from the Chargers, who were chicken to resign him because of a previous shoulder injury. Charger's loss - Saints gain... big time.

Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!

Derrick: "You know, I really think the Saints have a great chance to win this year's Super Bowl. Drew Brees is just unstoppable. His passes are really accurate and he makes very good decisions."

Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"

by Adel7 September 7, 2007

Hillary Clinton

A big-mouthed power-hungry woman who thinks that illegal immigrants should be allowed to get drivers licenses.

She's also a conniving and deceitful temptress who will probably get revenge of her husbands Oval Office scandal by having her own scandal, except probably it will be even more scandalous - because it will involve a horse and two mastiffs.

Hillary Clinton also has lied many times and is a very pro-Zionist bitch who did not do such a great job in New York.

Hillary Clinton as our next president... it seems like a very real possibility, but we should fight against her and go with someone truly motivational and new, like BO. BO - fa'sho. BO on top of the flo, fa sho.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

ecdysis

1. A biological term meaning the shedding of an outer hard layer(like cuticle), such as done by a snake or a crustacean when it's molting.

2. A strip performance, as done by an ecdysiast.

Snakes are known to perform an ecdysis in order to grow a new outer layer. Interesting, but I'm more interested in the other form of ecdysis performed by females of the human species.

by Adel7 September 11, 2007

½ star hotel

A hotel that is in such a dilapitated state that it isn't even one star, but half a star.

While driving to Montana, we stopped at this motel looking place along the side of the road. Turned out to be a ½ star hotel . There were cockroaches and rats running around, and instead of a TV they had a bumpkin come and dance outside the broken window for half an hour. And instead of a heater there was a bunch of candles. And instead of a bathroom there was a hole in the ground outside. For the breakfast buffet they had some cows outside and there was some wheat to eat. That was a ½ star hotel ya know. But overall it was pretty good for the 10 bucks we paid.

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

afrocrastination

Procrastinating with getting a haircut until one develops an afro.

Man, did you see Omar lately? Woah, talk about afrocrastination. He reminds me of Dr. J back in the 70s.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Wopila tanka

"Many thanks" in Lakota, a native American language.

Random Person to me: "Sir, you deserve a raise. Here's a few benjamins. Don't ask how or why.."

Me: "Wopila tanka - don't ask what that means."

by Adel7 January 16, 2008