WAF

WAF (Wack-As-Fuck): When something is despicably shitty

Yeezy stomping off stage after 20 minutes screaming like a fucking lunatic last night was WAF.

by Adamir Putin January 03, 2017

Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.

Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

A Forrest State-of-Mind

A palpable regret felt after making a decision while in a densely emotional and confusing mental state, like being lost in a forest.

When his team left San Diego, the diehard and emotional fan Johnny left his team. Johnny is in a forrest state-of-mind wishing he had remained true to his original convictions.

by Adamir Putin December 14, 2018

Keep-shit

A bowel movement purposefully stored and kept with the intention of later use.

On Christmas Eve, Peter struggled to again push out perfect little balls of keep-shit to be placed on his roof.

After a night of beer and burritos, getting the keep-shit in the brown paper bag to be placed on Mr. Drummond's doorstep was not easy.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

DAF

When an event, moment, or thing is, or will be, fucking awesome it is DAF (Dope-As-Fuck).

That party last night was DAF!

by Adamir Putin January 03, 2017

so black

Describing actions or belongings that will lead to unwanted attention from the popo.

Jamal's new rims are so black he got pulled over before leaving the rim shop.

by Adamir Putin June 19, 2016

SF (So Funny)

2017 replacement acronym for LOL. Often used in texting and social media mediums.

Timmy: Last night, Steve was so hammered he slept in a bush cuddling with Frank.

Me: SF

Timmy: SF?

Me: SF (So Funny)

by Adamir Putin January 03, 2017