A todgertingle is the feeling you get in the end of your cock when you have a brief encounter with a pretty and sexy lady and you get a warm tingling sensation in the end of your penis,its you dicks way of telling you it wants to get inside her warm clunge.
Hey tom i just met this really sexy chick who was serving me in a shop she gave me a proper todgertingle ,my dick is still yearning for her hole now !
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by Adam the definer ! March 03, 2016
Get the Todgertingle mug.Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
Get the dildon't mug.wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.
i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !
by Adam the definer ! July 06, 2015
Get the wretch stretching mug.you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015
Get the morning methane mug.Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.
my shoulder muscle is killing me mate
why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
by Adam the definer ! July 06, 2015
Get the gut scraping mug.A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.
who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
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