Adam the definer !'s definitions
The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the testi testmug. when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
Get the bumballedmug. i fucked a fit bird last night she was well impressed with my cock ,she said she her last boyfriend was a little willymilly
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the little willymillymug. biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty
paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty
paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the putty eatermug. A masgraine is a strong thumping headache you get occasionally while masturbating,this can get very painful when you orgasm and slowly pass after ejaculation.
i had a killer masgraine earlier dude
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the masgrainemug. A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.
who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
Get the poutlingmug.