Definitions by Adam the definer !

scrotum totum 

Another name for a penis,cock,shaft,knob,tallywhacker,weiner ect ect
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)

I had a filthy bird last night ,I pulled my scrotum totum of her mouth on the vinegar strokes and spooged all in her hair

scrotum totum by Adam the definer ! June 12, 2015

billy liar 

An old english term for a person who tell endless lies and is addicted to lying.

Ed just told me he has a girlfriend that he met on holiday but no one has ever seen her?
yeah right he's a proper billy liar ,dont listen to anything he says he is full of shit.

billy liar by Adam the definer ! June 9, 2015

rumpled foreskin 

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

rumpled foreskin by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

dildon't 

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.

Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.

dildon't by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

danger wank 

When you masturbate quickly with a good risk of being caught so it's more exciting.

I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her

danger wank by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

stodge bucket 

a very loose vagina full of stale cum

her cunt is like a stodge bucket!

stodge bucket by Adam the definer ! March 2, 2014