hit it hard

Hit it hard is a saying used in the the motorcycling world,typically said by your friends or family as you set off for a ride.The reason it is said is because they dont want to see you in a wheelchair if you crash and would rather you be dead for yours and their sakes.
(son) going for a ride on his suzuk bandit 1200
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
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bumballed

when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.
oh dude,i just bumballed myself on that chair ,nearly ripped the fuckers right off !
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
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pisstoothing

pisstoothing is the name given to the act of grinding your teeth side to side quickly when you are bursting to take a piss but cant for some reason.
hurry up i need to use the toilet im pisstoothing myself here
by Adam the definer ! June 26, 2015
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testi test

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
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mickit

A mickit or micket is a slang name for a spastic or bady physically deformed person.used mainly in england from the 1980's
for fucks sake tom just drive the car in a straight line ,your such a fucking mickit .
by Adam the definer ! June 16, 2015
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Todgertingle

A todgertingle is the feeling you get in the end of your cock when you have a brief encounter with a pretty and sexy lady and you get a warm tingling sensation in the end of your penis,its you dicks way of telling you it wants to get inside her warm clunge.
Hey tom i just met this really sexy chick who was serving me in a shop she gave me a proper todgertingle ,my dick is still yearning for her hole now !
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by Adam the definer ! November 29, 2015
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morning methane

you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?

sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
by Adam the definer ! June 16, 2015
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