Adam the definer !'s definitions

bumballed

when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.

oh dude,i just bumballed myself on that chair ,nearly ripped the fuckers right off !

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

hit it hard

Hit it hard is a saying used in the the motorcycling world,typically said by your friends or family as you set off for a ride.The reason it is said is because they dont want to see you in a wheelchair if you crash and would rather you be dead for yours and their sakes.

(son) going for a ride on his suzuk bandit 1200
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

testi test

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.

any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

morning methane

you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.

for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?

sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .

by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015

pisstoothing

pisstoothing is the name given to the act of grinding your teeth side to side quickly when you are bursting to take a piss but cant for some reason.

hurry up i need to use the toilet im pisstoothing myself here

by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015

mickit

A mickit or micket is a slang name for a spastic or bady physically deformed person.used mainly in england from the 1980's

for fucks sake tom just drive the car in a straight line ,your such a fucking mickit .

by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015

billy liar

An old english term for a person who tell endless lies and is addicted to lying.

Ed just told me he has a girlfriend that he met on holiday but no one has ever seen her?
yeah right he's a proper billy liar ,dont listen to anything he says he is full of shit.

by Adam the definer ! June 9, 2015