Definitions by Adam the definer !
poutling
A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.
who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
poutling by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
half lobbed
being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.
i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !
well your not sticking it in me !
half lobbed by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
spitting water
'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.
man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.
spitting water by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
put a hat on it
if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.
put a hat on it by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
hit it hard
Hit it hard is a saying used in the the motorcycling world,typically said by your friends or family as you set off for a ride.The reason it is said is because they dont want to see you in a wheelchair if you crash and would rather you be dead for yours and their sakes.
(son) going for a ride on his suzuk bandit 1200
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.
hit it hard by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
toffee wrapper
Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.
i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!
toffee wrapper by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015