danger wank

When you masturbate quickly with a good risk of being caught so it's more exciting.

I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

pisstoothing

pisstoothing is the name given to the act of grinding your teeth side to side quickly when you are bursting to take a piss but cant for some reason.

hurry up i need to use the toilet im pisstoothing myself here

by Adam the definer ! July 06, 2015

billy liar

An old english term for a person who tell endless lies and is addicted to lying.

Ed just told me he has a girlfriend that he met on holiday but no one has ever seen her?
yeah right he's a proper billy liar ,dont listen to anything he says he is full of shit.

by Adam the definer ! June 09, 2015

rumpled foreskin

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

spitting water

'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.

man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

mickit

A mickit or micket is a slang name for a spastic or bady physically deformed person.used mainly in england from the 1980's

for fucks sake tom just drive the car in a straight line ,your such a fucking mickit .

by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015

chancematch

A chancematch is the name given to a girl/boy women/man you see in a public place usually while you are with your current partner,you see the person and they see you ,you make eye contact and maybe smile at each other then either you move away or they do,either way you will never see them again but you both felt something ,a connection ,you were made for each other a perfect match sent by cupid but you miss the chance forever.

Ah man i was out with my mrs shopping and i had a chancematch with the most cute girl i have ever seen,she was beautiful and perfect and she gave me a cheeky smile ,then she walked off with her boyfriend but she looked back at me as she walked away.I will probably never see her again.

by Adam the definer ! March 03, 2016