Definitions by Action Squirrel

cringer 

an old, miserable person.

jimmy's grandpa is a real cringer.

cringer by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

oob 

fabric softener sheets stuffed into a cardboard tube (usually a toilet paper roll). Used as a means to filter marijuana smoke from the air. The smokers exhale into it, causing a fresh smell to eminate out the other end.

Dude, my parents are home. Use the oob so they dont suspect nothin.

oob by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

punky brewster 

pertaining to a teenage girl's fascination with kittens, rainbows, and fluffy things, even though she is of "fuckable" age

OMG! Mary Kate and Ashley are almost 18! They come off like they are all punky brewster, but I bet they already been deflowered.

punky brewster by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

shit elf 

an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.

man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!

shit elf by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

dice 

To totally whip someone in a fight.

John just diced Paul.

dice by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003