shit elf

an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.

man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!

by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003

muzzie

a muslim

he dont eat pork. he's a muzzie.

by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003

monkeyhumper

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.

Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003

NAMER

Someone who uses specific names of people they know or themselves on this website.

by Action Squirrel April 05, 2003

cringer

an old, miserable person.

jimmy's grandpa is a real cringer.

by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003

oob

fabric softener sheets stuffed into a cardboard tube (usually a toilet paper roll). Used as a means to filter marijuana smoke from the air. The smokers exhale into it, causing a fresh smell to eminate out the other end.

Dude, my parents are home. Use the oob so they dont suspect nothin.

by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003

ass rasp

a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.

I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.

by Action Squirrel April 04, 2003