Definitions by Aces R High

shiitake slap 

"shiitake slap" also known as mushroom slapping, or cock smacking, is the action of cock smacking. A shiitake slap is when a person (usually circumsized male) slaps another person with their genetilia, leaving a mushroom imprint on their head.

Jake shiitake slapped Khale and left a mushroom imprint on his head.
I will shiitake slap you!

shiitake slap by Aces R High October 20, 2006

Cytherea 

An amazingly hot teenage-looking pornstar. She is a squirter (meaning she squirts a large amount of body fluid (cum) from her incredibly beautiful juicy pussy).

I would fuck Cytherea senseless.
Damn, Cytherea is fucking beautiful.

Cytherea by Aces R High August 28, 2006

salmon 

Norwegian word for masturbating translates to "Pulling my Salmon." Salmon is now commmonly used as a reference to one's penis.

I will slap you with my salmon!
Want some of my pink salmon?

salmon by Aces R High August 28, 2006

stupid ass 

Dumb fuckers who use words like "lolz, omgz, lawlz, kewl, kool, wuz, cuz, iz, az, alwayz, etc"

Im a stupid ass cuz I uz wordz like lolz.

stupid ass by Aces R High August 28, 2006