Definitions by Abraham's Adversary
Polish
Self-hating Russians that stole half of their land from Germany in WW2. Along with the Czechs. Known for stealing and migrating everywhere and taking jobs, even in Canada and the USA. And their bad English. Tend to work in very sketchy fields (i.e. doctors, lawyers, accountants, bankers, abortionists. Telemarketers, salesman, prostitution, hub-cap traders, for the ones that are less shrewd.) often leach off the working class. usually worse than Mexicans and more unskilled for the job, despite being white. most are chumps and pinheads, many Poles lack street smarts
P.S. know that I am American. (They call themselves Polish. but everyone in the USA knows they are Slavs and are really just self-hating Russians under a different name.)
P.S. know that I am American. (They call themselves Polish. but everyone in the USA knows they are Slavs and are really just self-hating Russians under a different name.)
They needed to create a new country on stolen German territory with a new ethnicity of self-hating Russians called "Poles", and create a country of Poland, just for hating their own Russian kinship?! the Polish people...
Polish by Abraham's Adversary June 17, 2016
Soviet Canuckistan
The proper name for the nation known as Kanata (ahem, Amerindian) or the more familiar, Canada. The nation to the North of me. With seemingly intelligent people who are total snobs. Well why wouldn't they be snobs? Well, what could be more fun than socialism, homosexuality and pedophilia trains, high crime rates running rampant, evil people, bobsledding, riding moose and maple syrup? :)
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Yup, Canadians should be darned proud they're better than Americans. Canadians are the best! They invented everything. Best achievements include creating the Chevrolet and Ford, oh wait. Wasn't that Michigan state. Oh well. Other achievements include KISS, Bob Dylan, Mounties, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Kurt Cobain, Avril Lavigne, Maple Syrup and the defeat of Nazi Germany. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
Soviet Canuckistan by Abraham's Adversary June 15, 2016