Definitions by AbnormalBoy
Sisterstatistics
Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.
Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.
Sisterstatistics by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004
dot communist
"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"
dot communist by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004
holocaust
holocaust by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004
dink
A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
dink by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
sovereignty
Should mean "Independence and self-government" not just "government" because that meaning is already taken.
Ron: We will transfer sovereignty to the Iraqi people.
Luke: Wouldn't it be better to say we will facilitate sovereignty for the Iraqi people?
Luke: Wouldn't it be better to say we will facilitate sovereignty for the Iraqi people?
sovereignty by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
wild thing
wild thing by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
Tinkie Winkie
Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".
Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.
The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.
The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
Tinkie Winkie by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004