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Halalify

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.
Some food industries don't halalify meat
by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012
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ransomania

1. An irresistible impulse to demand ransom in the absence of any economic motive

2. A mental illness in which you have a strong desire to kidnap foreign vessels

3. A mood disorder; an affective disorder in which the victim tends to respond excessively and sometimes violently during buccaneering.
A. The kidnappers demanded a ransom of one million dollars so I don't think we can pay such that amount of money

B. They suffer ransomania. I am sure they are inclined to react violently if we don't pay ransom for our staff release.
by Abdi Mahad October 28, 2012
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Piracy-philia

Too much desire to get involved in lucrative piracy in Somali seas. A strong feeling of love and admiration for piracy on the high seas.

Some background information

Pirate attacks in the Gulf of Aden, the Red Sea, and the waters far off Somalia’s eastern coast continue to increase not only the geographic range of their attacks, but the way they attack vessels. Somali pirates have adopted tactics that now allow them to attack more than 1,000 nautical miles off the Somali coast, with hefty ransom payments over $5 million per ship. Many pirates were lured to start such that new business by tales of easy cash.
A lot of unemployed young Somalis are affected by the pervasive piracy-philia.
by Abdi Mahad August 29, 2012
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Talibanization

1. Instilling radicalism into the young generation

2. The calculated use of violence against civilians in order to attain ulterior goals that are both political and religious in nature, which is always done through deliberate act of terrorism, intimidation or coercion.
Afghan administration banned underhand Quranic schools used for talibanization of the young children.
by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012
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Clan Addiction Disorder

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)
by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012
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Yesn’t

When you say no but some still assume you mean yes
A. Has Mark interfered with the class schedule?
B. Yesn’t
by Abdi Mahad July 18, 2018
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