When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.
Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.
When you pinch a turd off onto a girl's head and then right when your done you smash it all in her hair, then wait for it to dry, creating a crusty and smelly hair doo.
When Melissa was sleeping last night I tottaly gave her a PooDoo!
