gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

#australigram

A hashtag used on Instagram for images of Australia or by Australians.

Sharon: Oh moi gawd, did you see wot's trending on Instagram, Kath?

Kath: Shaz, I only follow #australigram on Instagram, so if it's not hashed as #australigram on Instagram, I don't give a damn about your gram.

by AAAardvark March 12, 2021

Wordjack

To commandeer or seize control of a word; to assign a new meaning to an existing word.

Guy: Wait, what? Your name is Isis? Are you a terrorist?
Girl: Fuck you. Those arseholes wordjacked my name.

by AAAardvark October 15, 2014

roider

Steroid abuser. Muscle-bound freak. Roid junkie.

Look at that ugly meat head, must be a roider!
Oh, that's Arnie Szhwarzenegger.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

throw your voice

To have an out of stomach experience, i.e. to vomit.

You don't look too well mate, hope you're not going to throw your voice.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006