Definitions by AZ Boomer

encyclocreepia 

An encyclopedia of creepy facts about everyone you've ever met or heard of.

Dave was a real encyclocreepia. He would remember where your wife worked two years ago and tell you what shampoo she would wear.

encyclocreepia by AZ Boomer May 20, 2013

EEFI

Essential Elements of Friendly Information (EEFI) are critical aspects of a friendly operation that, if known by the enemy, would subsequently compromise, lead to failure, or limit success of the operation, and so must be protected from enemy detection.

The location of the water balloons was an EEFI to operation "Soak Suzie." Hobbes failed to watch his EEFIs and divulged where Calvin stored the water balloons during a tummy rub. The mission resulted in utter failure.

EEFI by AZ Boomer May 20, 2013

Cafartic 

A purification or purgation that brings about spiritual renewal or release from tension by the act of farting.

Dropping the rankest of gas in a small space with an annoying younger sibling is quite cafartic.

Cafartic by AZ Boomer May 14, 2013

Opporuinty 

An opportunity that has been ruined.

He was going to get laid, but it turn into a real opporuinty.

Opporuinty by AZ Boomer May 9, 2013