septic

Relating to sewage. Can also be short for "septic tank", or an underground container where sewage and sink waste is drained to.

I had to hire a plumber to fix the leaky septic under our yard because shit was bubbling to the top.

by AYB April 01, 2003

RIAA

Acronyms:
Record Industry Assholes of America.
Rich Idiots Abusing Artists.
Really Irritating Anal Aneurisms
Raping Independent Artists Anally
Record Industry Always Antagonizes

The record industry's re-enactment of George Orwell's "1984". The evil entity that controls 90% of all music in America, and a rapidly-growing percentage of music worldwide. The oppressor of real musicians, and those who are tired of paying ridiculous prices for 1-good-song/14-shitty-songs CDs. Thanks to the RIAA, musicians can't profit from their works until 75+ years after they are dead.

Fuck the RIAA! I can't even post my own goddamn MP3s on my website without them trying to sue my ass off!

by AYB February 09, 2003

Cowboy Bebop

A pretty good anime series that was mutilated by Cartoon Network, even though they were nice enough to not cut out the blood, gore, death scenes, dead prople, and most of the profanity. Unfortunately for those of us who want something new, Cartoon Stagnate even makes sure we never miss a single episode of Bebop by repeating it over and over and OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Soon I will have my cable company permanently block Cartoon Network from my TV listing thanks to repeats of Bebop and other poorly-translated, censored anime shows.

by AYB May 17, 2003

Survivor

A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.

However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKK members, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.

by AYB October 20, 2003

karaoke

Lipsynching into the microphone with the background music and background vocals.

Karaoke is what every "artist" on MTV and B.E.T. is good at doing.

by AYB February 24, 2003

sega cd

This SEGA console would have fared better if the company didn't spend more of their time making horrible-quality interactive movies and just focused on making games which fully exploited the power of the console.

Sonic CD, Eternal Champions, Dune, and Shining Force were some of the best games for the SEGA CD.

by AYB October 31, 2003

maize

Another name for corn.

The farmer was impressed when his maize crop produced twice as many cobs as last year.

by AYB April 08, 2003