AYB's definitions

casino

A gambling house where millions of suckers part with their change, or their credit cards, or even their retirement savings, just for a chance to win that $2.5 million jackpot which will have a 1/987,150,666,074 chance of occuring in their lifetimes. Those poor folks should have remembered the Law of Large Numbers they learned in Statistics class, but they probably skipped class that day.

The one good thing about casinos is that the pawn shops right next to them usually have all sorts of neat, cheap shit that compulsive gamblers trade for some cash. I even got a Rolex watch for half the price of that in the mall.

by AYB July 29, 2003

George W. Bush

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.

Way to go, Dubya.

by AYB April 8, 2003

Las Vegas

A city that's owned by the casino companies that have their businesses there.

Nowadays, casinos in Las Vegas rig their slot machines so that you'll never win unless you play continuously for 400 years.

by AYB July 1, 2003

motive

An emotion or desire to do something.

She had the motive to murder her husband for the insurance money.

by AYB February 27, 2003

Avocado

The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.

The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.

by AYB March 8, 2003

Truffle

A species of mushroom which contains some edible varieties.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Panzer Dragoon Orta

The fourth Panzer Dragoon Game which is modelled after the first two games of the series. This game is quite fun, and graphically gorgeous, but not quite as good as the original games.

I was a bit disappointed with the gameplay of Panzer Dragoon Orta for the X-BOX. Oh well. At least I still have my old SEGA Saturn system with the first three Panzers. ^_~

by AYB February 19, 2003