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Definitions by AYB

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Was a good cartoon that appeared in the late 1980s and ended in the early 1990s when some gay show called Power Rangers gained popularity with the kids. TMNT was based on the more violent and graphic comic book series. Featured four turtle ninjas and their rat sensei fighting against the minions of an evil ninja named Shredder.
Cowabunga! Turtle Power!

The first two TMNT movies were pretty cool.
tmnt by AYB March 9, 2003
A vague word used to describe any sort of liberty.
The dog is free of lice.

I am free to do whatever the Hell I please
free by AYB March 8, 2003
The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.
The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.
Avocado by AYB March 8, 2003
The next best way of getting what you need when the corporations decide to hog their shit.
I had to download bootlegs of every Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo game I was never able to play back when they were available.
bootleg by AYB March 8, 2003

All your base are belong to us 

Engrish for "Your base now belongs to us!" Taken from an old, poorly-translated Japanese Sega Genesis game called Zero Wing.
Cats: That now all your base are belong to us, we let you make your time, for there is no escape! HAHAHAHAAAHAA!

lightsaber 

The sophisticated weapon of the Jedi and the Sith, unlike the barbaric blaster guns.
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek
Darth Maul fought both Jedi using his double-sided lightsaber.
lightsaber by AYB March 7, 2003
The evil version of the Jedi who has embraced the Dark Side of the Force. The Sith were suppressed for one-thousand years by the Jedi Order, until the first three Star Wars movies, when Palpatine/Sideous used deception to rise to power and nearly exterminate the Jedi with the help of Darth Vader, who was once known as Anakin Skywalker.
Darth Vader is an excellent example of a Sith Lord.
Sith by AYB March 7, 2003