Definitions by AYB

meat alternatives 

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

meat alternatives by AYB May 4, 2003

government 

The way it acts is proof that God really doesn't exist after all.

government by AYB May 1, 2003

Dubya

George W. Bush

He failed to capture Osama Bin Ladin, pissed off the world with his Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign, he STILL hasn't found those damned WMDs, and he nearly choked to death on a mere pretzel. He even succeeded in putting America in a huge debt.

Way to go, Dubya!

Dubya by AYB May 1, 2003

gun control 

A plan that has already failed because it only drives the gun sellers underground and makes the guns more available on the black merket.

I bought myself an Uzi, a '45, and an M-16 from the black market thanks to the gun control laws.

gun control by AYB April 30, 2003

chihuahua

A wimpy, rat-like dog from Mexico. The former poster animal for Taco Bell.

Neighbor 1: Check out my new dog from the animal shelter.
Neighbor 2: That is not a dog. That's a fucking RAT!
Neighbor 1: It's called a chihuahua, dumbass.
Neighbor 2: Oh....I knew that.
Neighbor 1: Yeah right.

chihuahua by AYB April 29, 2003

Scam 

To trick or cheat someone out of their posession(s). A ripoff.

The Internet is littered with scams such as pop-up ads or email spam ads with "Get Rich Quick/High-Paying Job/You Are A Winner" messages.

Scam by AYB April 29, 2003

popup 

An Internet phrase for "pop-up window". The annoying windows that open up randomly when you access a webpage. Most popups can be closed with a simple click of the mouse, but some, such as pornography popups, are programmed to open up more popup windows or pull the user into a pop-up loop, or even disable the user's computer.
There are a wide variety of free and commercial software programs available which can block popups. The range of effectiveness varies with each program.

Now it's nearly impossible to surf the Net for ten minutes without encountering a site with at least one porn popup.

popup by AYB April 29, 2003