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the tom brokaw

when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life
friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!
by asshole February 26, 2004
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wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows
i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap
by asshole February 26, 2004
mugGet the wet napmug.

britney spears

a celeberty; targeted by idiots, wannabes,girls,boys,people want to make fun of her.

She does have a really good talent but many people make fun of her because of how people taken her for the wrong image. Basicly, she is a popular pop singer with great singing talent and hot body, but the only con is that many people have low opinions about her.
Britney Spears kissed Maddona on the awards!
by Asshole March 2, 2004
mugGet the britney spearsmug.

william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays
william shakespreare is weird.
by asshole April 29, 2003
mugGet the william shakespearemug.

wangster

a white fag that thinks he is black and beats it too much
eminem is a wangster
by asshole January 30, 2004
mugGet the wangstermug.

les nubians

i could be dyslexic
by asshole January 21, 2004
mugGet the les nubiansmug.

the snap

n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.
Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.
by asshole March 17, 2005
mugGet the the snapmug.

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