ASHLEY's definitions

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004

Dither

In a panic, frustered, or confused. my friend is ina dither!

L: "Omg, omg, omg"
A:" Stop being ina dither!"
L" A what?!"

by Ashley December 24, 2003

De Ja Vu

something that seems to have been repeated.

to experience hell for the second time around

by Ashley July 7, 2003

Pimperation

Slangin' and rockin' yo shit (hoes) like a professional pimp.

I'm the master of pimperation.

I love pimperating all day and night.

by Ashley December 26, 2003

butt slut

a person who loves butt sex!

Your sucha butt slut.

by Ashley May 13, 2005

penthouse

The best damned porn magazine on the shelves!!

I am so addicted to Penthouse's forums.

by Ashley February 28, 2003

tunaberry

The most rugged little sausage dog of Upcountry.

No mess wit da tunaberry

by Ashley March 30, 2005