ASHLEY's definitions

cuntifous

an extreme cuss for a bitchy cunt.

i hate that fuckin cuntifous amanda!

by ashley November 13, 2004

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004

boonkafied

a person who looks extremly boonk or ghetto beyong reason.

my sisiter chelsea is soooo boonkafied she wears a ring on each finger n shops for close at the house around the corner.

by ashley November 13, 2004

roblay

is a loser, and he wants me.

AshLay: you are such a loser
AshLay: loser
RobLay: yes your loser lover

by Ashley November 8, 2004

Frosty

my long lost friend. Frosty is the best car in the world. I love him with all my heart. I can't believe I traded him so quickly. He was a good man. I will always miss my Frosty.

Me: I want to go somewhere.
Frosty: I will take you where ever you would like to go!
Me: Thank you Frosty!
Frosty: Of course, I am always here for you!

by Ashley November 8, 2004

preautamousful

extremly beautiful;beautiful beyond descrption;beautamousprettyfulbeautifulpretty

Wow that hat is so preautamousful

by Ashley September 25, 2004

behooving

to remove hooves from any stable animal.
comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow.

I just behooved hannah the cow.

by ashley September 21, 2004