Zodiac Sign

A zodiac sign refers to one of 12 constellations of the zodiac that the sun passes through. A person’s particular sign of the zodiac is the one that the sun was in when they were born. It is a belief in astrology that a person’s personality can be predicted using their sign of the zodiac.

♈️Aries (Ram): March 21-April 19.
♉️Taurus (Bull): April 20-May 20.
♊️ Gemini (Twins): May 21-June 21.
♋️ Cancer (Crab): June 22-July 22.
♌️ Leo (Lion): July 23- August 22.
♍️ Virgo (Virgin): August 23-September 22.
♎️ Libra (Balance): September 23-October 23.
♏️ Scorpio (Scorpion): October 24-November 21.
♐️Sagittarius (Archer): November 22-December 21.
♑️ Capricorn (Goat): December 22-January 19.
♒️ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20-February 18.
♓️ Pisces (Fish): February 19-March 20.

What’s ur zodiac sign?

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 19, 2023

Heat Waves

A song made by Glass Animals that goes like

Sometimes, all I think about is you,
Late nights in the middle of June,
Heat waves been faking me out,
Can’t make you happier now.

And a lot more.

Man: have u heard of the song Heat Waves?
Man 2: nope.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Ads

The videos that want to prevent you from watching what your going to watch, thankfully there’s a report ad and skip ad button so be thankful before they remove those features

GOD DAMN IT THESE STUPID ASS ADS KEEP POPPING UP MY FUCKING SCREEN!!!!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 04, 2023

your chocolate tastes like caca

A meme on the internet where someone has chocolate and the other person says YOUR CHOCOLATE TASTES LIKE CACA

Yo, look at this chocolate I have
Me: your chocolate tastes like caca

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

Teacher

PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.

Teacher: Who’s ready for a pop quiz?
Students: HELL NAH IM OUTTA’ HERE!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023

The Chancla

The chancla is so deadly it’s the deadliest weapon a Latin mother uses for ass whooping.

Latin kids when they don’t listen get their ass whooping by the chancla, also known as a flip-flop or sandal. Some say that chancla is the Spanish word for flip-flop or sandal.

Ass whooping is so deadly with chanclas.

A girl in my class once brought flip-flops to school and her bully came across her but guess what?

She threw the chancla at her bully.

So, I ran for my life bc after that, she got the chancla again and started chasing after me.

AY, CABRON!!! QUIERES LA CHANCLA???!!?!?
Kid: the chancla?
Latin Mother sets up a ass whooping for the poor Latin kid.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

Beluga

Noun-A whale
Noun-A cat YouTuber who makes Discord videos

Belugas words
Hello pls subscribe I-I love you

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 18, 2023