A computer manufacturer accidentally mispelled its name on all of its company letterhead. It was supposed to be Comcrap, but once it was printed "Compaq," it was too late to change it. They make computers that are vastly overpriced, underpowered, and generally unreliable.
by Anonymous February 9, 2003
Get the compaqmug. A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
Get the Cock Captainmug. 
When Bush decides to reduce taxes. Sadly, this will never happen because Bush thinks that the key to a better future for his country's citizens is to bomb other countries that pose NO threat to the USA whatsoever.
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
Get the tax cutmug. 
The large protrusions that extend outward from Jeremy Lopez's chest. At the summit of the slopies like a giant nipple which weaps warm milk. Under the slopies lie centuries of built up grode that would be useful when fulfilling an order to genocide some people.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
Get the slopeymug. by Anonymous April 27, 2003
Get the fuckheadmug.