Definitions by ANoNyMoUs

Parallax 

The effect that causes you to misjudge a reading due to the angle of viewing.

Hey dawg, how comes youz missed that bizatch? Muss be parallax wit not holdin my rife right

Parallax by Anonymous September 17, 2003

weob 

A weob is an alternate name for someone significantly smaller than you, usually someone 12 years old.

wow look at all the little weobs

weob by Anonymous September 17, 2003

sack moster 

A person who talks shit no stop.

Frank McKenna

sack moster by Anonymous September 17, 2003

absailing 

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

absailing by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Vince Lombardi 

When you stretch the skin of your scrotum over a girls chin. Similar to the old worn chinstrap on those old leather football helmets

When I gave her a Vince Lombardi, my sack turned blue for a week.

Vince Lombardi by Anonymous September 17, 2003

mammay 

Breasts (female)

G.W Bush likes to suck his mom's mammay

mammay by Anonymous September 17, 2003

schnozberry 

head of the penis

and the schnozberrys taste like schnozberrys

schnozberry by Anonymous September 17, 2003