tru64

Compaq Tru64 has the complexity of a skyscraper and the instability of an iMac. Tru64 is basically the same shit as Digital UNIX in a different wrapper. Originaly designed by a person with an IQ comperable to that of a brick.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

touched up

interfered with.

did you get touched up when you where little?

I touched you up!

You've been touched.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

humvee

The standard multipurpose vehicle of the U.S. Army. Typically used for troop carrying and reconnaissance. Sadly, many humvees being used in Iraq fall prey to RPG's (rocket-propelled-grenades) and get blown up. Only a handful of all the humvees in Iraq have armor.

The mighty humvee was stopped in its tracks when it was suddenly destroyed by the insurgents' RPG's.

by anonymous January 14, 2005

2 skinnee j's

most badassenist band ever

by Anonymous June 03, 2003

covent

To insert a penis into one's eye

After she was covented, Jane could not see out of her left eye.

by Anonymous December 15, 2003

clitoris

A small elongated erectile organ at the anterior part of the vulva, homologous with the penis.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

clitoris

Acronym for the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003