Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

sex pistol

a penis

"i shot off a round from my sex pistol last night"

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

Maradona

don diego

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

jizzmaster 5000

See also Spoon

by Anonymous October 06, 2003

fudge packing

the art of a man taking in the rear from another man. this is how the tootise roll was invented.

by Anonymous October 09, 2003

nucka

another way to say nigga

you is a dumb nucka.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

lopez

(adj) moron, idiot, herb

Derived from the common Mexican name.

Fuckin' Steve is such a lopez!

by Anonymous February 20, 2003