ANoNyMoUs's definitions

the aid

when someones got aids, aka the aid

johnnie's kickin it wit da aid.

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

MARTITUDE

"MARTITUDE" is the false belief that you "Rock". In actual fact it is a complete parody of the person using the word.

See Also: Sarcasm

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Shat

The radio friendly way of saying "Shit"

That was so silly I just shat my ditee!

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace

"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

portteus

a person with really bad teeth

I saw this hot girl today, but when she smiled at me I realized she is a portteus

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

DVD

Digital Versatile Disk / Digital Video Disk.
Comes in different varieties, with 1 or 2 recorded sides, each being single or dual layered.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

_dot_

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

Fuck me.

by Anonymous July 18, 2006