schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 02, 2004

gorilla mask

You shave off the person's pubes and put them in a ziplock bag. Then you spunk on their face and then sprinkle the hair over it.

Johnny helped me put together a gorilla mask for my halloween costume.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

Astro

1. The art of ball licking, sucking up

2. Groupie, follower, also known as 'Cock rider'

Astro just can not seem to get his mouth off of Jonathan Wendle's "shock rifle"

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

jazmarazspaz

to ejaculate on a handicapped person

oh that rorx jazmarazzed all over me last night

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

schmoozette

Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.

Susan is such a schmoozette!

by Anonymous September 07, 2003

micsplitta

The ILLEST FUCKIN rapper to hit the STREETS of NEW YORK

MiCSpLiTtA is better then showstoppa

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

weird al yankavich

a really funny singer

www.WeirdAlYankervich.com

by Anonymous November 09, 2006