N3XuS

n3xus has pwnd j00....
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
by Anonymous November 12, 2001
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The Bait N' Tackle

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
by Anonymous May 01, 2003
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Onikage

one of the most sexy 'demon shadows' to ever walk this world and the next.
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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pencil fucker

benji from good charollete... because his pussy is so small and tight that he fucks pencils
by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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chickens

Jessica:look at them chickens over thurr!
debonee:um........chicken!
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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