apple

1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington.
2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe?
2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

one-hit wonder

The date that you tag once, find out how awful s/he is and don't go back for seconds.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Peter McGlashan

A fat, smelly, peg legged thing that likes a kebab accompanied with a JD and coke.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

ben dover

A common name used in a crank call.

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

ignoranus

One who is slow-witted or stupid, a dildohead.

Help I'm surrounded by ignoranuses!

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

Jhonen Vasquez

God.

That guy donated 50 billion dollars to charity! He's a step down from Jhonen Vasquez!

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

SDO

Short for SODOMY
an activity that is fun between you and me,

SDO wit, J-HO fo' in the ro' wit the back do' ho.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003