ANOnyMous's definitions

function junction

U.S. Navy expression referring to the conjugal act. i.e. the place where the genitalia engage.

last friday night my girlfriend and I took a ride to function junction.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

loan officer

works for a mortgage company

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

SM

stands for SELF MUTILATION and is also known as self-injury. (cutting or burning yourself. doesn't mean you're suicidal)

She does SM.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

limbaugh

Pill fiend.

There were some limbaughs on the sidewalk today. They wanted money to buy painkillers.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

wams

being cornholed

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Bush

1. Retard.
2. So-called President of the USA.
3. Chimp.
4. Small shrub-like plant.
5. Evil overlord of an administration hellbent on promoting American hegemony over the rights of other sovereign nations whilst destroying the environment and providing tax cuts to his wealthy oil baron friends.
6. Poster boy of bigotted right-wing lunatics.
7. Endless source of amusement to intelligent people (or anyone with an IQ in double figures (cf.: mushinmaru)).

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003