"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
A mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023
Ok, so Deuteronomy 1 states "Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy or I Will Deuter On You Too." If you want to know what happens after that, it says "See Deuteronomy 2". Then it says to proceed on to Deuteronomy 3, 4 & 5 if they want to keep throwing it back and forth with you. Once you reach Deuteronomy 6, just keep on slingin' it until you're out of stock. I can live with that!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
The act of getting buried in buffalo shit or the act of buffing a load of something out of a wingdong.
Alice In Chains Cover Band: "I'm the dog who gets beat. Buffaload in shit!"
Fanboi: "Hey, don't you mean spit?"
Band: "That word doesn't mean spit to me!"
Fanboi: "Well, that word doesn't mean shit to me either!"
Fanboi: "Hey, don't you mean spit?"
Band: "That word doesn't mean spit to me!"
Fanboi: "Well, that word doesn't mean shit to me either!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023
"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 19, 2023
Jerome: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 03, 2023
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023