ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Horse Racist

Horse Racism is a more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.

"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023

Idawhores

Whores from Idaho and whores who happen to go by the name of Ida. The word comes from the word Idaho. When you admit that you's a hoe who knows a lot of hoes, you take the conversation to Idaho. It's ghetto slang for a place that ultimately translates to "I'm the whore". The word Yudaho translates into "You're the whore". I know both Hedaho and Shedaho. He's the whore and she's the whore, if you need any background information on them.

"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho and Yudaho better than anyone else. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 12, 2023

Love Maker

A love maker is a man who listens strictly to music about making love that you can make love to without ever listening to anything else. He talks in the low voice of Barry White to everybody by starting every conversation with "You know I love you, girl!"

Gordilia: "That guy Lambert has listened strictly to the Clean Up Man by Willie D in his car and wherever he goes for every second of his entire life with that song on eternal loop without ever stopping! It just plays incessantly wherever he goes!"

Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"

Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023